I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Randomize
