scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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