What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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