He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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