he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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