So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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