no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
