On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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