She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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