who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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