Duck Duck Cougar?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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