Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I want to have your abortion
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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