is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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