He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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