shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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