So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I just googled if crying burns calories
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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