I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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