So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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