Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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