Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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