I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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