worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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