Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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