don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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