the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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