quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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