so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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