god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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