If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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