Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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