We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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