Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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