Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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