is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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