dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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