No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Terrible idea I love it
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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