I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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