I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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