You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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