Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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