...so i touched it.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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