You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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