Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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