Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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