I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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