Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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