I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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