Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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