It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
either way he was missing a nipple.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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