Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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